The alleged pedophile scandal Pizzagate is a controversial issue even among conspiracy-minded people. Some think it is a honeypot or a distraction, whereas as others believe it is a lead to an actual pedophile ring. I’ve seen and heard various claims and quotes from the John Podesta e-mails leaked by Wikileaks, but I decided to take a look at them for myself, and verify the basics.
Podesta and Pizza
I looked through all of the Podesta e-mails from Wikileaks that mention the word “pizza”. Most of the e-mails simply seem to be talking about regular pizza. At least on the surface there is nothing suspicious about them. When these Democrats hold their fundraisers and meet-ups to scheme to further their political agenda they need to eat, and they seem to like pizza, a lot. I can imagine this political planning to be tedious, so I presume good food makes it much nicer to get started, However, they seem to be somewhat obsessed with pizza (although they mention other foods too) which is a bit weird, but nothing too incriminating.
Then there’s a couple of e-mails that mention pizza in an unusual context. There’s an e-mail that says:
“The realtor found a handkerchief (I think it has a map that seems pizza-related. Is it yorus? They can send it if you want. I know you’re busy, so feel free not to respond if it’s not yours or you don’t want it.
I just came from checking the Field house and I have a square cloth handkerchief (white w/ black) that was left on the kitchen island. Happy to send it via the mail if you let me know where I should send it. I also meant to inquire yesterday about the pillows you purchased. I can send them as well, if you let me know where they are in the house.”
Odd. I would say. Another one is:
“Mary not free
Would love to get a pizza for an hour? Or come over”
There’s a list going around on the internet, I think it originally appeared on Reddit, that says it’s code for pedophilia stuff such as pizza meaning girl, hotdog referring to boy, and map meaning semen and so on. If indeed this is some sort of pedophile ring, I can see the code for pizza and hotdog making sense, but it never really made sense to me that map refers to semen. Especially if the first e-mail says: “The realtor found a handkerchief (I think it has semen that seems girl-related. […] They can send it if you want.” Why would they send a semen-filled handkerchief back to John Podesta? Wouldn’t they just dispose of the evidence? Unless if “sending” is code for disposing of it.
The second e-mail talks about getting a pizza for an hour. That’s odd as well. You don’t get pizza for an hour. You usually do an activity for a period time, such as getting a prostitute, play games or something like that. I don’t know who Mary is, but the context of the e-mail sounds like Mary (a prostitute, a loose woman?) is not free, so let’s get pizza (a girl, prostitute) for an hour.
Yet I am not convinced the source for these alleged pedophile code words is legit. Could these words, pizza and map, be code for something else such as drugs or some occult ritual? Might Mary refer to marijuana, and since Mary is not free, i.e. they cannot get hold of weed, so they go get pizza (another drug?) for an hour. I suppose that might make sense. This seems to like something they do for their enjoyment though, and not referring to some sort of clandestine political language.
There are some mentions of a “pizza oven”. Based on the context it does sound like an actual pizza oven, but I figured it might be code an altar to Moloch or something like that, since in ancient times people used to sacrifice children to Moloch in fire. One Hillary Clinton e-mail from Wikileaks mentions someone sacrificing a chicken to Moloch, although that might be a joke. Yet the context of the e-mails does not indicate that in my opinion. Another possibility I thought of might be that “pizza oven” is a drug lab or something, but once again the context doesn’t seem credible.
But let’s assume for a moment that “pizza” refers to some sort of drug. A map might refer to instructions to a drug cave of some sort, or a cypher to lead you to such a place. In this context sending the handkerchief with a map to Podesta makes more sense.
There’s also a couple of instances where the Democrats’ love of pizza seems a bit excessive. One is:
“A woman recently told the campaign her family skipped a pizza dinner at their favorite place so that they could make a difference in this election. That is the commitment that drives this campaign.”
Is skipping a pizza dinner really such a big deal?
“During her [Hillary Clinton] 2008 bid, she teared up at a campaign event in New Hampshire when describing the rigors of campaign life: lack of sleep, an overreliance on pizza and limited ability to exercise.”
“Overreliance on pizza” is a bit off as well. It would make more sense if pizza referred to speed, crack or a drug that gives you more energy.
Two e-mails have an attachment with a pizza-related picture. The first one has two women and a child eating pizza.
It was sent supposedly by Doug Band and among the recipients are John and Tony Podesta and Huma Abedin. Doug only says:
“As John said, it doesn’t get any better than this”
The two women are reporters Laura Ling and Euna Lee. The child is Euna Lee’s daughter. They were investigating human trafficking along the border of China and North Korea back in 2009, but they crossed over to North Korea and were arrested. Bill Clinton flew to North Korea and got them released. The e-mail with the picture was sent soon after they got back home. I’ll get back to the two reporters later.
The second e-mail appears to be originally from James Alefantis of Comet Ping Pong pizzeria to John Podesta. It says:
“My graphics guy sent this Do not forward :)”
It was shared by Tony Podesta to his brother John. Tony’s comment is:
“Our pizza logo
Are you around this sunday”
It is Hillary Clinton’s logo with a pizza on it and Comet Ping Pong green comet. The comment from from Alefantis and Tony Podesta seem to suggest that pizza certainly seems be some sort of inside joke among this group of people, and they don’t want others to know about it. What could that meaning be? It might refer to pedophilia as has been suggested, or drugs, or perhaps this:
A pizza slice is shaped like a triangle like the capstone of the pyramid on the dollar bill with the all-seeing eye. If all of the pizza stuff refers to the all-seeing eye, the Illuminati or other occult forces the “overreliance on pizza” might mean possession by spirits. I know this is a long-shot, but there are a few videos of Hillary Clinton where she does appear possessed.
Whatever the meaning of pizza is for these people, I do think it has a significance other than normal food.
Comet Ping Pong on Social Media
The Podesta e-mails clearly establish a connection between Comet Ping Pong and John Podesta. Comet Ping Pong’s Facebook page says the place is a “Family style restaurant in Washington, District of Columbia”. Is that so? Many pictures have been shared from James Alefantis’, and other people connected with place, Instagram accounts’ that portray dubious values. I’ll take a look at only a few of them.
This picture was shared by jimmycomet, i.e. Alefantis. It shows a child being taped to a table. Although it does not necessarily suggest child trafficking or anything so sinister, would you want your “family” restaurant being associated with such things?
Another picture shows with a half-naked woman holding a pizza slice in front of her private area. It was shared by joshuaryanv, or Joshua Ryan Vogelsong, who supposedly works for Comet Ping Pong.
Based on Vogelsong’s Facebook page he appears to be a blatant transvestite of some sort. Is this suitable behaviour for someone working for a family restaurant?
One picture was shared by pizzaboyzz. In it a woman appears to be gang banged or gang raped by pizza, and she has a third eye. It has been tagged by joshuaryanv with the words cometpingpong.
These people do seem to equate pizza with something sexual. These people who work in a family restaurant. I think it’s safe to say these people are creepy perverts at least, even if this does not prove they are involved in a pedophile ring.
The picture with the third eye reminds me of a statue of Moloch I saw on Wikipedia. The statue has a third on its forehead, and an eye in the chest as well.
The statue of the other hand reminds me of one of the antagonists of He-Man, Merman, but maybe it’s just me.
James Alefantis’ Instagram profile picture features a classical Greco-Roman statue. It just appears that the person depicted in the statue is Antinous. He was the homosexual lover of the Roman emperor Hadrian, and is supposedly some sort of symbol for pedophilia.
The subjects I’ve discussed so far do not offer unquestionable proof that the Podestas, Clintons or staff of Comet Ping Pong are involved in child trafficking. However, what I do think they establish is that the word pizza does seem to have a special, hidden meaning for this Democratic cabal, and at least the staff of Comet Ping Pong seem to associate pizza with something sexual and that they are creepy perverts.
The Two Reporters
Now let’s take a look at the two reporters who were arrested in North Korea. Laura Ling is Chinese-American, and Euna Lee is Korean-American. They “were stopped on March 17  by soldiers near North Korea’s border with China while researching a report about women and human trafficking. They faced years of imprisonment in the gulag-like confines of a North Korean prison camp”, according to New York Times.
In August of the same year, Bill Clinton flew to North Korea and managed to negotiate their freedom. To me this suggests that these women were important to the Clintons and the Democratic Cabal somehow. I do not think Bill Clinton did it just out of the kindness of his heart, nor do I think he simply went to Pyongyang asked Kim Jong-il nicely who then obliged. He probably had to give something valuable to Kim.
The two women were apparently filming refugees fleeing from North Korea to China. However, they had been harshly criticized in South Korea for their behaviour. New York Times quoted South Korean pastor Lee Chan-woo:
“The reporters visited our place with a noble cause,” he added. “I did my best to help them. But I wonder how they could be so careless in handling their tapes and notebooks. They should have known that if they were caught, they would suffer for sure, but also many others would be hurt because of them.”
It appears they screwed up the refugee helping operation by exposing it by their alleged incompetence. The details on what they were actually investigating are a bit contradictory, since according to some claims they were investigating “women and human trafficking”, and according to others they were filming refugees. Smuggling refugees out of a country might constitute as human trafficking, yet it’s not clear whether they were investigating people who were trafficked for sex trade, or they were simply reporting on the North Korean refugees who were fleeing to China. These things might be related, but sounds like it’s two different aspects of the same thing at least.
Then there’s the photo of Laura Ling and Euna Lee eating pizza with Lee’s daughter, and Doug Band saying: “As John said, it doesn’t get any better than this”. Sure, you might just think these Democrats are celebrating after the Bill Clinton managed to rescue them from the clutches of Kim Jong-il. If the picture simply showed the women safe and sound I might buy it, but they’re eating pizza, and look grossly elated, and the background is ominously dark as well. I think something else is going on.
The three possible scenarios that I can think of for this curious incident are:
- The reporters were investigating refugees and whatnot, screwed up and were rescued by Bill Clinton, since he’s such a nice guy.
- The reporters were investigating a human trafficking ring that the Democratic cabal is somehow involved with. The reason Bill Clinton got them out of North Korea is to silence them. Had they remained in North Korea, the results of their investigation might have leaked outside. Bill Clinton probably bought Kim Jong-il’s silence along with the two women, in exchange for something. The picture of them eating pizza is a kind of blackmail picture, or proof of initiating them into their cabal. As long as the reporters keep quiet nothing happens to them, but if they don’t horrible things will ensue.
- There is a human trafficking operation between China and North Korea that the Democratic cabal is involved with. The two women already worked for the cabal (I saw claims they worked for Al Gore) and were there to ruin the affairs of human rights activists who were helping people get away from the human trafficking ring. The two women were basically agents posing as reporters. The picture of them eating pizza means they truly are celebrating after a job well done. Then again, maybe North Korean government had heard about these two agents and managed to arrest them, but Bill Clinton made Kim Jong-il an offer he couldn’t refuse.
I don’t find scenario 1. credible, so I think it has to be 2. or 3. However there might be other explanations as well, but these were the ones that made sense to me.
I’ll post pictures of the two reporters along with the picture of them eating pizza to make sure that they are indeed the same people.
The people in the pictures seem to match.
This post is long enough already. Very little of this should be new to people who have been paying close attention to Pizzagate. I cannot confirm with 100% accuracy that there is a pedophile ring in the Democratic party, but I absolutely think this warrants investigation. People should be concerned with this issue. When there’s smoke, there’s fire. It might be that Pizzagate, or Comet Ping Pong, is some sort of distraction, but if it is, it distracts from an even bigger issue.
My look on Pizzagate is still fairly superficial, and many people on 8chan’s /pol, Voat and where-ever have done a great deal more research on it. Yet I wanted to check the facts for myself instead of relying on others. I am annoyed by the ostriches who stick their head in the sand on Pizzagate. Don’t be an ostritch, yet being skeptical of each and every Pizzagate claim is prudent.
Just as I uploaded this my internet connection stoppd working. Obviously it’s working now, but I find this a curious co-incidence.